Feels like it. :)

Ahhh... Haven't done this for a while. :D

1. When a guy tells you that he loves you, he really means it. And he means it when he says it to any other girl too.

2. Straight guys are naturally homophobic. That's fine. Those who aren't are those you should be concern of.

3. There are three types of men in this world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observation... And one just had to urinate on the electric fence himself.

4. If you're gay or lesbian, it's a biological error that inhibits you from relating normally to the opposite sex.

5. Some guys are like insurance. You pay, you pay, you pay and you never get anything back UNLESS misfortune happens.

6. Guys these days are like parking lots. The good ones are all taken. And the rest are handicapped.

7. Don't worry. There are still guys whom we'll like to run into sometimes. When they're walking and we're driving a car.

8. Money means nothing to most guys. When you ask for money, you get nothing.

9. Some guys are like TVs. Even a three years old kid can turn them on!

10. Live everyday as though it's your last day and some day you'll be right.

Done for the day. Ciaoz! :D