And You Think You're Funny?

1. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. But some don't have film.
3. Bisexuality can immediately double your chances on getting a date on Saturday night. (So now Adrien, we finally know why, don't we? Lol!)
4. When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon. She lays 3000000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.
5. A thunderstorm might be God's way of saying 'you spent too much time in front of the computer!'. (I got His 'call' last week by the way.)
6. Archaeologists are the best husbands around. The older the wife gets, the more interested he is in her.
7. Women don't exaggerate. They just remember big.
8. There is one major difference between 'light'and 'hard' to men. They can possibly sleep with a light on.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.