Idiotism

Eh, excuse me sir? Since you already have a girlfriend, can't you just keep your pants on and stop fooling around for goodness sake? If you want to go play around, fool around, f*ck around, fine. Those ain't no business of mine. As long as you don't kacau me at all. But you want to blame MEEE for staying away from YOU? And THREATEN me??? It is either you're crazy or you are crazy. Same difference lah. Even if you don't already have a girlfriend(s), I'll rather kill myself then to date you. Why? Good question.

1. You f*ck around more often than I eat rice and I can't be sure of how many STDs you are currently carrying.
2. You are not hot.
3. I don't want to get raped in some public toilet.
4. You are not hot.
5. You can never get enough of yourself but you can't seem to ever GET A LIFE!!!
6. You are not hot.
7. Not every girl dates for money.
8. You are sooooooooo NOT hot.
9. You are a horny ass and we ALL know it.
10. You are NOT even close to being hot!

Now now now, you may finally stop telling me about all your effing sexual experience and fantasies. Also, you can save all your corny i-bought-an-extra-ticket-for-the-movie-and-i-dont-wanna-waste-it-so-will-you-come-with-me lines for some other big boobed, no brain girl lah. The only reason they talk to you is probably because of your sports cars anyway.

If it wasn't for THEM and HER I would have disclosed every single dirty secret of yours with my big fat mouth. Just climb your way up to the peak of Mount Everest and jump down lah you idiot.

And oh, excuse my french people. :D