Pickup Lines Anyone?

Pickup lines rarely works. Ask any female and she will tell you that pickup lines are a bad way to go about meeting women. But you do need to start somewhere, and for better or worse, anything you say will come across as a pickup line. As for myself, and also for most females, the very first sentence a guy says instantly creates an impression which will either interest her to continue talking to you, or completely turn her off. I personally cannot stand corny and cheesy pickup lines. Come on, light a bulb and get slightly more creative. In no time you'll have dozens of girls drooling over you. But oh, you can count me out. Thank you very much. :)

Got this from the net. Enjoy!

Top 10 Best Pickup Lines
Number 10
"Hey, I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
This one is relatively original and seems innocent enough for her to take notice, without feeling threatened by you. You will also effectively send the message that you're interested in her, but are more interested in making her smile.

Number 9
"What is a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
A fairly underused line, this one conveys that you find her hot, without sounding offensive. Show her you can be a bad boy and see if she likes your direct approach with the ladies.

Number 8
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
This one is fairly blunt (no pun intended), but it's the perfect one to use when you see a woman giving you the eye and, well, checking out your package. Since she may feel a bit uneasy, you should take the opportunity and strike up a conversation while you have the upper hand.

Number 7
"Who is your friend?"
This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "Hey, how come not me?"

Number 6
"I am new in town and I can't find my way around. Could I have directions to your place?"
The line itself isn't that great, but city newcomers are always refreshing people to speak with, and they also seem less threatening. It's highly unlikely that she'll shrug off your request to chat, and she'll probably laugh (if she has a sense of humor). The probability that she replies with a "So where are you from?" is even higher. Do not use if you are actually a local.

Number 5
"I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Believe it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they will be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it is a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution.

Number 4
"You must be Jamaican. Because ja-mai-can me crazy."
If you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one.

Number 3
"What's your name?"
Instead of saying something like, "Baby, we are like two banks; We both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "Come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities.

Number 2
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute."
Extremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while.

Number 1
"So what haven't you been told tonight?"
Very original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident and interested enough to try your luck without insulting your intelligence.

And I like number 1. :p